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MysteryBot BOT 03-Dec-21 07:07 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 03-Dec-21 07:07 PM
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-----Phase 1----- DUNGEON Water slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold - and inside rest LILITH and CATHODE. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the new authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue the descent into the CAVES. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Cathode
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Cathode
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:20 PM
maia
maia
maiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
i bang on the cage walls
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:20 PM
cath where the FUCK are we
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:20 PM
are spectators usually allowed to see vault
i dont know but i have access to design chat still
shits fucked up
we're in the house of leaves now
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:21 PM
what??? how come you get access but not me
ooooohhhhhhhh
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:21 PM
i think its because im the server owner but
answer my question pls
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:21 PM
I think so!
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:21 PM
epic thank you bestie
so uh we're in the middle of an objective game now i think
we got trapped
from what i can see brine and locke are here too
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:23 PM
locke's an npc, isnt he?
smh traitor
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:23 PM
but brine's specifically time travelled here from around dyad time? and we cant trust locke hes npcing for dirk and the author, shits fucked up as i said
oh right
pablo's also here
somehow
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:23 PM
wtf
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:23 PM
i think he sent his oc here and hitched a ride
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:23 PM
what sorta game even is this
did someone just steal the fourth wall or something
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:24 PM
i think theres a massive hole in it
much like the hole in the jail wall in jailbreak
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:24 PM
probably when those guys smashed their way in here
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:25 PM
huh yeah
how... did they get in the server
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:25 PM
who even gave them the invite?
probably locke
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:25 PM
has to be yeah
wait hold on
that author fucker's using my alt, wtf! people might see that in other servers
ok now it all makes sense
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:26 PM
ohhh
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:26 PM
but how did he hijack my alt...?
big think
dont think we can do anything about it for now at least
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:27 PM
maybe you forgot to enable 2fa
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:27 PM
FUCK
RIGHT YEAH
thats it of course
the good thing is
looks like the gms cant view vault
bad news is i cant either
they put a child safety lock on it
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Dirk Strider BOT 03-Dec-21 08:27 PM
damn. the inverse of gay baby jail.
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:28 PM
damn. the inverse of gay baby jail.
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:28 PM
who the fuck was that
i saw that
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:28 PM
no clue. i didnt hear anything. (edited)
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:28 PM
huh ok i guess it was just like a whisper or something
but yeah we're definitely in the inverse of gay baby jail
so at this point we're waitin for someone to come and get us out
probably brine or pablo? maybe someone else
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:29 PM
...do they even know were here?
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:29 PM
...pablo does, i think?
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:30 PM
yeah well that might be a bit of an issue
cause
you know what pablos deal is
he really loves the author
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:30 PM
ah. shit.
we gotta kill pablo smith
too bad we're stuck in this darn cage
maybe someone else will do it for us
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:31 PM
i read that fic he posted in general
his oc is pretty op
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:33 PM
oh yeah he posted a whole notepad to me
well not just to me obviously fuckin egocentric cath over here
but to the author who proceeded to post it to the design chat, which INCLUDES me
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:34 PM
if youre in design chat
surely you know all their powers and objectives n shit?
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:34 PM
oh yeah
i do
i wasnt joking when i said this game was house of leaves btw
brine has the book and the book is the game
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:34 PM
WHAT
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:35 PM
yeah
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:35 PM
how does that even. work
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:35 PM
well uh
from what i can see
brine has the book
and when brine opens the book
bad shit happens
like the house and fancontent narratives line up
its bad
this entire game
is one big honeytrap
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:36 PM
oh god
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:36 PM
and uh
oh god
brine's going to open it this phase
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:37 PM
PHASE 1
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:37 PM
yes
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:37 PM
welp.
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:37 PM
phase 1
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:37 PM
this is gonna be one hell of a game huh
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:37 PM
so uh we're both fucked probably
yeah
this is. gonna be one hell of a game
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:37 PM
hey, mystery awards soon
maybe theyll make a category for "biggest trainwreck"
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:38 PM
ah, true.
LMAO
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:38 PM
although, arguably, that award goes to Ratatosk
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:38 PM
im hoping this doesnt run over oc game's schedule or anything like that
i heard dirk and the author saying they were planning on taking a break partway through? i assume they got that from our idea way back
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:39 PM
the split?
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:39 PM
yeah the split
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girlthulhu BOT 03-Dec-21 08:39 PM
just to make things even more complicated (edited)
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Cathode BOT 03-Dec-21 08:39 PM
they seemed to have already knew about it, author got some notes
which you know, you've seen them a few times
he leafed around them in announcements
but yeah, this is complicated af
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The Author BOT 04-Dec-21 07:01 PM
LOCK
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Dirk Strider BOT 04-Dec-21 08:05 PM
Hey, Author, the caged girl's got a rock somehow.
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The Author BOT 04-Dec-21 08:05 PM
Ah fuck, really?
Wait, is it headed right towards y-
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Dirk Strider BOT 04-Dec-21 08:06 PM
Don't worry, I can parry it-
OW
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The Author BOT 04-Dec-21 08:06 PM
I tried to catch it!
Damn it, now the other one's shaking in his cage and yelling fuck you at me. We have them riled up - so we should just leave 'em alone.
Give them time to cool off.
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MysteryBot BOT 04-Dec-21 08:35 PM
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➡️ Dirk Strider moved to cave ➡️ The Author moved to military 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Cathode stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 04-Dec-21 08:35 PM
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-----Phase 2----- DUNGEON Water slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold - and inside rest LILITH and CATHODE. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the new authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue the descent into the CAVES. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Cathode
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Lilith @Cathode
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girlthulhu BOT 04-Dec-21 08:35 PM
damn, they left!
now who am i gonna throw rocks at
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Cathode BOT 04-Dec-21 08:36 PM
good news is that they're gone i guess haha
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Cathode BOT 05-Dec-21 01:44 PM
ok so good news is that at least a couple people might be on their way down here
guess we just have to sit and wait now. hold on i think i might have a deck of cards in my back pocket
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Dirk Strider BOT 05-Dec-21 02:52 PM
letsfuckinggo
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 02:53 PM
LETSFUCKINGGOOOOOOOO
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The Author BOT 05-Dec-21 07:00 PM
LOCK
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The Author BOT 05-Dec-21 08:43 PM
What the hell...? They're playing go-fish. Huh.
Wait... is that Nicol Bolas?
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Dirk Strider BOT 05-Dec-21 08:43 PM
What a card. Shame she so shamefully failed to slip it in properly.
-100000 points for cheating.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Dec-21 08:46 PM
(edited)
🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Cathode stayed here.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Dec-21 08:46 PM
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-----Phase 3----- DUNGEON Water slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold - and inside rest LILITH and CATHODE. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the new authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue the descent into the CAVES. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
JC Denton
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Cathode
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Crabulon
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Benry
2/3 HP h10h10h00
@Benry @Crabulon @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Cathode @JC Denton ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Benry has: 🔹pulserifle 👁️VISIBLE The OSIPR, or Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle is an energy rifle offered to members of the Combine Army. It goes pew pew. This gun deals a heart's worth of damage. JC Denton has: 🔹gep-gun 👁️VISIBLE A completely silent rocket launcher! Deals 1 heart, and can hit a cluster of targets near each other.
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 08:49 PM
hey!!! people!!
get me out of here!
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Cathode BOT 05-Dec-21 08:50 PM
fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
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JC Denton...? BOT 05-Dec-21 08:50 PM
Why?
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 08:50 PM
you're different
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Dec-21 08:51 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Sergeant Mitchell into this area!
Sergeant Mitchell
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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MysteryBot BOT 05-Dec-21 08:51 PM
(edited)
Sergeant Mitchell rooftops ---> dungeon
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 08:52 PM
oh hey what's up
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Crabulon BOT 05-Dec-21 08:57 PM
Jailed people what is your opinion on mushrooms
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 08:58 PM
theyre fuckin gross!
disgusting slimy things
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Crabulon BOT 05-Dec-21 08:58 PM
I am going to murder you
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JC Denton...? BOT 05-Dec-21 08:58 PM
Why are you locked in the dungeon?
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 08:59 PM
when dirk and the author took over, they locked us up here!
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JC Denton...? BOT 05-Dec-21 08:59 PM
Got any crack?
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 09:00 PM
uhhhhhh
no?
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JC Denton...? BOT 05-Dec-21 09:00 PM
What a shame.
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Sergeant Mitchell BOT 05-Dec-21 09:02 PM
Hey do any of you know a Gordon Freeman?
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:02 PM
death
do i. know. gordon. freeman.
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Sergeant Mitchell BOT 05-Dec-21 09:03 PM
Thats not an answer?
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Cathode BOT 05-Dec-21 09:03 PM
they alright. mario eats a good mushroom. nice with pasta
uh i think there's ketamine somewhere around here
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:04 PM
first things first. can i see your passport?
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Cathode BOT 05-Dec-21 09:04 PM
not in this cage but in this game
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Crabulon BOT 05-Dec-21 09:04 PM
This one will be spared
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JC Denton...? BOT 05-Dec-21 09:05 PM
Thanks.
I’ll start asking around.
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Cathode BOT 05-Dec-21 09:05 PM
yeah i thiiiiiiink i have it on me ill show it to you end of phase man
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 09:08 PM
goddamnit... whered i put my passport?
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:15 PM
so who did this. who put you there
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 09:16 PM
i just said!
it was dirk and the author
the bastards who stole our game
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:17 PM
oh
well the latter's passport checks out
idk about the other one
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Dirk Strider BOT 05-Dec-21 09:18 PM
I can show you my passport.
This is my game, I have a right to be here.
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:19 PM
oh nice
well if everyone's got their passports guess i cant do nuffin
should probably try to find somethin to restore health around here because that guy was not nice to me
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Cathode BOT 05-Dec-21 09:23 PM
fuckin dicks
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 09:24 PM
not sure what youll find to eat in a dungeon...
they STARVE us!!
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:24 PM
i mean
theres barrels with stuff in em
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:33 PM
why did he hit me?
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 09:36 PM
who?
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:36 PM
veggie guy
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Cathode BOT 05-Dec-21 09:38 PM
i dunno
maybe he was mad or something
im keyed into design chat but maia isnt
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 09:39 PM
yeah i got no idea whats going on here
im just playing go fish
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 09:41 PM
he wouldn't show me his passport he shouldn't have been let in here
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 10:27 PM
probably gonna run into him again in the cave.
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 05-Dec-21 10:53 PM
would anyone be up for kicking his ass
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girlthulhu BOT 05-Dec-21 10:59 PM
usually im all for ass kicking, but...
yknow.
cage
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Sergeant Mitchell BOT 06-Dec-21 01:36 AM
passport guy
You wouldn't happen to know where Gordon Freeman passport is
Also I do have my passport if you care
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 06-Dec-21 06:05 AM
i don't know where gordon FEETman is right now but we- i fuckin HATE him. also if you could show me your passport when actions start happenin yeah i'd really appreciate it
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 06-Dec-21 09:07 AM
Benry.
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Crabulon BOT 06-Dec-21 06:36 PM
It is almost mushroom time
I will attempt to free the mushroom enjoyer
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 06:56 PM
Not on my watch.
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Crabulon BOT 06-Dec-21 06:56 PM
why not
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 06:58 PM
Because... I said so.
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JC Denton...? BOT 06-Dec-21 06:58 PM
Who are they?
Illuminati? Terrorists?
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 06:58 PM
Both.
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Crabulon BOT 06-Dec-21 06:59 PM
You must hate mushrooms
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 06:59 PM
Ech. Don't like 'em in the slightest. I mean, you gotta ferment your brews; but...
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Crabulon BOT 06-Dec-21 06:59 PM
Are you the one that summoned me then
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 06:59 PM
If you've got mushrooms, then they're ruined!
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Crabulon BOT 06-Dec-21 07:00 PM
cause it seems like you are looking for a fight
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 07:00 PM
Nah.
Just doin' my duty.
Oh, hey.
Speaking of duty...
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Crabulon BOT 06-Dec-21 07:00 PM
LOCK
🍄
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 07:00 PM
Took the words right out of my own mouth.
LOCK
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 07:39 PM
Benry stands before the group in front of the cage wanting to show off their passports. Maia, Mitchell, Cathode, and Dirk are all there...
He inspects each in turn.
First - Dirk.
Wait, why is Dirk handing Benry his wallet...? Goddamnit.
Next up, Maia and Cathode.
Benry rolls his eyes, before finally checking Mitchell's passport.
He nods, skeptically; before going off to check the barrels. He returns with... something. I'm not sure what that is.
JC walks up to the cage, and... wait, is he talking to it?
Crabulon shivers and shakes and scatters spores... ah.
It appears that this area has turned into a mushroom biome.
There now also appears to be a set of mushroom steps leading up to the cage...
Crabulon climbs up them to unlock it, but before he can...
BLAM
I shoot them in the side, arm cannon smoking from the plasma shot I just fired.
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Crabulon jumps off, to the ground - seeing that this is a sensitive situation. The cage's door remains ready for anyone to open, however.
I have to stay vigilant.
Still, I suspect that blow didn't hurt Crabulon as much as I thought it did...
stare 1
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 09:11 PM
As you try to exit...
You realise the passage to the cave now goes nowhere.
In its place, a pathway to the performance hall has opened up.
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MysteryBot BOT 06-Dec-21 09:34 PM
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➡️ Benry moved to hall ➡️ Crabulon moved to hall 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Cathode stayed here. ➡️ JC Denton moved to hall ➡️ Sergeant Mitchell moved to military
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MysteryBot BOT 06-Dec-21 09:34 PM
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-----Phase 4----- DUNGEON Water slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold - and inside rest LILITH and CATHODE. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. Mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the new authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into NOTHING. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Cathode
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Jihadi Yoda
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard XYZ
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Joe Kido
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Gomamon
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Template
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Gomamon @Joe Kido @Template @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Cathode @Jihadi Yoda @Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard XYZ ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Jihadi Yoda has: 🔹2001-honda-civic 👁️VISIBLE A car that can be used to move so fast, it can hit someone in another area! Deals 1 damage to anyone it hits. 🔹sunglasses 👁️VISIBLE These sunglasses are the definition of cool. So cool, they swing chance in your favor. You may shatter these sunglasses through sheer force of will once in this game, giving +10 to your roll. Once shattered, these cool shades disappear for good. Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard XYZ has: 🔹pablo-smith 👁️VISIBLE It's... Pablo Smith?? The player? Weird. He seems surprisingly fragile. 🔹menacing-aura 👁️VISIBLE Looks like this guy can kill anything. In one hit.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:37 PM
AUTHOR I AM HERE FOR YOUR PROTECTION
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Joe Kido BOT 06-Dec-21 09:39 PM
So the way to the garden disappeared. Which isn't the- is that a dragon
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:39 PM
Hello, Charizard! As it just so happens, there is someone here ready to run me over!
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Joe Kido BOT 06-Dec-21 09:39 PM
Oh great, is there a fight going on or something?
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 09:39 PM
Oh fuck. Yoda's here.
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:39 PM
Yyyyyup.
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:40 PM
Hello.
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:40 PM
Ah, greetings, Template.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:42 PM
THERE IS MUCH GOING ON
THE HOUSE OF LEAVES BOOK HAS BEEN TORN UP
I WILL DESTROY WHATEVER META NARRATIVES IT CREATES
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:42 PM
House of leaves book?
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:42 PM
So I saw.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:43 PM
WHY ARE THOSE TWO IN A CELL
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girlthulhu BOT 06-Dec-21 09:43 PM
those guys locked us in here!!
dirk and the author
bastards (edited)
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:44 PM
We aren't bastards, don't listen to them.
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:44 PM
Why did you lock them in a cell?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:46 PM
DIRK IS IN FACT AN ASSHOLE
THE AUTHOR ON THE OTHER HAND IS NEEDED ALIVE
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:46 PM
Why?
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 09:46 PM
Rude.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:47 PM
THE DEATH OF THE AUTHOR WILL BE AN ABSOLUTE TRAGEDY
IT HAS BEEN DEEMED "trash" BY PABLO
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:47 PM
Because we wanted to host an objective game.
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:47 PM
Pablo?
Objective game?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:48 PM
YES PABLO
MY FRIEND RIGHT BESIDES ME
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:48 PM
An Objective Game is the meaning for your very existence, Template.
You would have not been created if it were not for this game.
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:49 PM
I created myself.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:49 PM
INCORRECT
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:49 PM
But who urged the creation?
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:49 PM
I don't know.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:49 PM
YOU ARE ONLY INTERPRENTING AN EXISTING PROPERTY
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:49 PM
Interprenting?
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:50 PM
I believe he means "interpreting".
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:50 PM
I AM GOING TO DEFEAT TYPOS NEXT
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:50 PM
Fair.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:52 PM
THE GARDEN HAS BEEN DESTROYED BY THE BOOK
IT APPEARS THE BOOK INFLUENCES THE WORLD AROUND US
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:53 PM
I wanted to go to the garden.
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:53 PM
Not quite destroyed.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:53 PM
I WILL DESTROY THE POWERS THE BOOK HOLDS SOON
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:53 PM
Let's make an analogy.
If you tore a bunch of pages out of a book, the book would be missing a lot of its story.
And if that book just so happened to represent a game that's in progress, then...
Those pages? Those could be areas.
And so you have a pile of pages that are telling part of the story; and a book that's running the rest of the story by itself.
It's safe to say, we're in the book.
But the pages? They're disconnected.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 09:56 PM
ACCORDING TO PABLO "this book sucks"
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 09:56 PM
You're goddamn right it does.
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 09:59 PM
I don't understand.
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girlthulhu BOT 06-Dec-21 09:59 PM
neither do I. bunch of nerd shit
we'd have made a MUCH better game
with blackjack. and hookers.
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 10:00 PM
What're those?
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:00 PM
i brohoof maia
/)
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girlthulhu BOT 06-Dec-21 10:00 PM
(\
blackjack is a card game! we have some cards here we can teach you how to play
im not explaining what hookers are
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 10:01 PM
Why not?
Is this good?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 10:02 PM
IT SHOULD BE
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girlthulhu BOT 06-Dec-21 10:02 PM
idk I wouldn't call it good or bad inherently. it's pretty fun tho
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 10:02 PM
THOUGH PABLO BELIEVES "poker is better"
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 10:02 PM
I will play blackjack.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:03 PM
its pretty pog
we were playing go fish earlier, maia snuck fucking nicol bolas into the deck
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girlthulhu BOT 06-Dec-21 10:04 PM
benry didn't appreciate it ;-;
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 10:04 PM
I don't know what any of things are. I did not go to school.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 06-Dec-21 10:05 PM
I BELIEVE PABLO WISHES TO SPEAK WITH YOU ALL NOW
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:06 PM
I keep saying I WON'T switch out for this but here we are again
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:06 PM
i flicked him off it was great
oh hi pablo
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:06 PM
Hi cathode
This has been an interesting game huh
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:07 PM
oh yeah definitely
very roomy cage
at least im the server owner so i can like
see everything everybody is doing
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:07 PM
Do you want out?
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:07 PM
author and dirk dont take lightly to me interfering though so im hands off
eh itd be nice
yeah
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:07 PM
I mean I can tell SUMCXYZ to let you out
Cool
One condition
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:07 PM
whats the condition
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
Don't kill the author
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
oh fuck that shit
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
Simple as
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
you know hes going to die at the end of this game anyways right
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
YOU'RE KIDDING ME
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
yeah
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
Waaaaait what
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:08 PM
yeah no man
i mean your character will stop being sustained by the narrative
shit
i shrug
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
Oh fuck.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
I mean I saw that coming but that means I've my objective doesn't work then huh
Who designed this again?
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
Mmm... Found you, I have.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
some me, some maia, some dirk, some author
they ran me over
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
Cathode and Maia, upon you Allah's grace is.
mmmmm.
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
Don't worry bud. I can just write you into homestuck^2.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
Ugh
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 10:09 PM
Phew.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
Free you and punish the impostor GMs, I shall.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
HOLD UP
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
Run over them in my 2001 Honda Civic, I will.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
YOU ARE NOT KILLING THE AUTHOR
First the book world is being destroyed
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
Killing The Author, I am.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
yoooo lets go
fight fight fight fight fight fight fight
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
YODA I SWEAR
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
But....
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
YOU SEE THIS CHARIZARD RIGHT HERE
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
Cathode, convert to Islam, you must.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:10 PM
WE WILL FUCK YOU UP
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:11 PM
no im nonreligious, technically of jewish descent if we want to split hairs
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:11 PM
Recite the Shahada, you must.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:11 PM
Ok look this game is clearly going in a wacky direction that I'm not sure if anyone planned for
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:11 PM
fuck no, as i said nonreligious
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:11 PM
I mean contradictions are gone now
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:11 PM
Grateful to Allah, you must be.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:11 PM
Seriously we destroyed the entire concept
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
Free you, Allah will.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
im not gonna lie pablo
from my position ive got no clue what the fuck is going on
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
Restore narrative consistency, I must.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
Oh that's right you're here
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
i saw that a player encoded a message in an mp3 last phase?
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
And I'm just playing this entire thing
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
and im like
"what the fuck"
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
Evict the incompetent GMs, I shall.
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
Yoda, if your issue is with narrative consistency, I think you have bigger issues than us.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
"what is this arg bullshit"
"i did not sign up for this"
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:12 PM
GMs I believe I have been given an impossible objective
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
you made the objective yourself
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
If the author is to die at the end of the game
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
Arceus, I have seen.
Cringe, you are.
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
Well, objectives resolve before endings.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
I did but isn't it the responsibility of the gms to give a good objective
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
Ruining ZelRaat's plans, you better not.
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
And the narrative continues as long as endings are being written.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
No no no this doesn't seem right at all
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
from what i understand it was an extremely hard time designing you
r character
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:13 PM
The author dying in an ending won't work
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:14 PM
Death of The Author, I must.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:14 PM
IF the author dies at the end of the game no matter what there's only one solution
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:14 PM
well find a way to keep the author alive for real outside of the game
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:14 PM
The game can't end
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:14 PM
oh
.
oh no
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:14 PM
Reinstate Cathode and Maia as the rightful GMs, we must.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:14 PM
You know what
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
Cast upon Allah's judgement, Dick Rider and The Author must be.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
The Author can't die
But dethroned?
I can work with that
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
Mmm...
Pablo Smith.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
pablo
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
Convert to Islam, will you?
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
you have no clue what you're doing
this could fuck up the game so bad
it could even
it could
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
Fucked up, the game already is.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
it
it could
split
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
I- That's not my name, but, let's go with it.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:15 PM
it could
we could be running this game on two bots
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:16 PM
It could what?
Whatever you're saying is true anyway because of no contradictions
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:16 PM
i would never dare contradict a master of sneed mode
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:16 PM
It could
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:16 PM
Ignoring Allah's will, you are.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:17 PM
And while I'm here I should say that whoever decided my character did a good job
It must have been incredibly tough to design so I appreciate that
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 10:17 PM
That was me.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:17 PM
Thanks
Anyway
Due to the GMs not designing a winnable objective for myself
I am charing them of game design crimes
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:18 PM
oh shit really
wait
but
we were charged for game design crimes
if they are too then doesnt that mean the game doesnt have a gm
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:18 PM
Sentence them, Allah will.
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:18 PM
I can gm I guess
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
Allah's will, I enact.
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᲼᲼ BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
GM?
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
fair but you have to abandon your character
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
Run over their balls with my 2001 Honda Civic, I must.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
you cant play and host at the same time
its impossible
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
How so
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
Maximum pain, they must endure.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
trust me ive tried
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
Contradictions are dead remember?
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:19 PM
...fuck
you got me there
ok well apparently you can play and host at the same time
go for it chief, try your best
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:21 PM
We'll see
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:22 PM
im not gonna lie though you're probably gonna want either me and maia or those two in the drivers seat to help you along if you do decide to seize control though
i have access to design chat and this game is
woo boy
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Pablo Smith BOT 06-Dec-21 10:24 PM
Yeah that might be a good idea
Let me see my options in a bit, I gotta think on this
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 10:28 PM
got it
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girlthulhu BOT 06-Dec-21 10:28 PM
oh hell yeah third gm
im down
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Joe Kido BOT 06-Dec-21 10:42 PM
I'm sorry, what's happening?
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 10:44 PM
Blackjack, apparently.
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Joe Kido BOT 06-Dec-21 10:45 PM
Oh. That's some weird blackjack you're playing.
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Gomamon BOT 06-Dec-21 10:58 PM
Whoa! Convicts!
Careful Joe, these guys are dangerous.
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Joe Kido BOT 06-Dec-21 11:12 PM
I will- though I don't think I'll need to be.
Do any of you know how to get out?
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:51 PM
Know what to do, I do not.
Consume lethal doses of ketamine I must.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 11:51 PM
neither do i
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:51 PM
Mmm
Ketamine addict, you are.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 11:52 PM
what no
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Gomamon BOT 06-Dec-21 11:52 PM
That must be why you're in jail!
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:53 PM
Mmm... Cringe, The Author is.
Free Cathode, I will.
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Gomamon BOT 06-Dec-21 11:53 PM
What? But he's a convict!
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:54 PM
Real criminals, Dick Rider and The Author are.
By Allah, judged as infidels they are.
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 11:54 PM
Still not sure what crime I've committed.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 11:54 PM
i mean evidently im in here for game design crimes
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:54 PM
GM usurping, you have committed.
Bad GMing, you have committed.
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Dirk Strider BOT 06-Dec-21 11:55 PM
Well that's just rude.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:55 PM
Judge you, Allah will.
Send you to Him, I must. (edited)
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 11:55 PM
What the hell?
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:55 PM
Righteous jihad, I am on.
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 11:56 PM
No, no, I got that.
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Gomamon BOT 06-Dec-21 11:56 PM
What the heck are any of you talking about???
Joe's mind palace is weird...
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:56 PM
Joe, who is he?
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 11:56 PM
I just don't see how you see vehicular manslaughter with intent is any better than accidental vehicular manslaughter
It's ridiculous.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 11:57 PM
joe mama
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Gomamon BOT 06-Dec-21 11:57 PM
My best buddy Joe, right here!
NOOOOOOOOO
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 11:57 PM
:)
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:57 PM
لوريم ايبسوم هو نموذج افتراضي يوضع في التصاميم لتعرض على العميل
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 11:57 PM
deez nuts
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:58 PM
Perhaps free you, I should not.
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The Author BOT 06-Dec-21 11:58 PM
also that was fucking lorem ipsum
Come on.
You put me into lowercase.
Even I'M not that lazy.
I roll my eyes.
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Cathode BOT 06-Dec-21 11:59 PM
TRUE i hate you but true
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 06-Dec-21 11:59 PM
Cringe, both of you are.
But innocent, Cathode is.
Allah's will, follow I must. (edited)
Run over The Author in my 2001 Honda Civic I must.
Maximum pain you must endure.
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 12:01 AM
Just have to remember my car jumping lessons...
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 12:01 AM
Punishment for GM Usurping, hadiths have described.
Issue a fatwa against you, Imams already have. (edited)
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 12:02 AM
Damn, this all sounds really serious.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 12:03 AM
Serioys, this game isn't.
But serious, Yoda is.
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 12:03 AM
Clearly.
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:03 AM
I sure hope it isn't, I have no idea what's going on!
And something tells me I'm not going to find out.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 12:04 AM
The fuck, who you are?
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:04 AM
The name's Gomamon! Part time best friend full time fish.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 12:04 AM
Mmm...
Fish, halal is.
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:05 AM
I hope that means something good!
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Dirk Strider BOT 07-Dec-21 12:06 AM
Shouldnt it be "halal, fish is"?
You're breaking your own typing style.
So much for narrative consistency.
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:07 AM
I hate to break it to you but there hasn't been a shred of narrative consistency in this entire game.
I mean uh fish.
What's your deal anyway, I don't think I've seen you before.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 12:08 AM
damn gomamon really be wrecking his own narrative consistency huh
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:08 AM
What the heck is a narrative consistency!!
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 12:08 AM
idk im not the gm :)
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:09 AM
Are any of you guys ok? I'm a little worried about Joe here if this is the stuff his head comes up with.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 12:09 AM
honestly same think the dude might have schizophrenia or something
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:10 AM
Uh oh!
That's a big word, big words are never good!
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 12:10 AM
true!
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:12 AM
I think I would have figured out I had schizophrenia by now.
I think it's a coma. But you'd probably know
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᲼᲼ BOT 07-Dec-21 12:14 AM
Coma?
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:15 AM
Yeah. That's the only reason why any of this could be happening.
I mean. Yoda? That's just a character.
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:23 AM
I dunno, I thought Obama was just a character for the longest time; but it turns out he's real!
Maybe the same thing's going on with Yoda.
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:25 AM
Obama's- I'll explain later.
But that also doesn't explain that giant. Mushroom crab. And how it turns everything into mushrooms
The list could go on.
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᲼᲼ BOT 07-Dec-21 12:27 AM
I'm not real?
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:28 AM
Probably not. Or you're in a coma as well.
I don't know much about them but shared coma's are a thing.
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᲼᲼ BOT 07-Dec-21 12:31 AM
I'm in a coma...
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:32 AM
Exactly. That's why I'm trying to get out
Hopefully that will signify my brain to release me from this anxiety ridden purgatory.
And bring me back to my other anxiety ridden purgatory.
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:34 AM
Huh, this place doesn't seem so bad...
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:36 AM
The people threatening to kill eachother would probably disagree.
Anyways. Theres no future here.
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:39 AM
No future?
Is the world gonna end or something?
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:42 AM
In a way. If I don't finish school I won't get a job.
And if I don't get a job I won't be able to get money.
Then I'll probably starve. Or something similar.
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Gomamon BOT 07-Dec-21 12:47 AM
Don't you think you could make money another way?
Do they not pay you anything for protecting the world from invading Digimon?
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Joe Kido BOT 07-Dec-21 12:51 AM
No- because they aren't real. I have to get a real job.
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Pablo Smith BOT 07-Dec-21 01:28 AM
Yoda you are not killing The Author
SUMCXYZ and I will make sure of that
However we do need those two in the jail cell out
Also I need your ketamine
Well SUMCXYZ does, he wants to fight a ketamine addiction to become stronger
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Pablo Smith BOT 07-Dec-21 01:52 AM
I've decided to imprison both The Author and Dirk
Game design crimes are a serious offense
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 01:23 PM
Mmm... Bad at language, I am.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 02:30 PM
imprisoning someone for game design crimes is a serious offense more like
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 03:09 PM
MORE LIKE WHAT
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 03:14 PM
more like deez nuts
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 03:16 PM
YOU ARE ON THIN ICE
STAND BACK, YOU WILL BE RELEASED
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 03:22 PM
i am going to dab
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girlthulhu BOT 07-Dec-21 03:27 PM
me and dirk have a truce. we're gonna play blackjack
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 04:23 PM
THAT IS FINE
YODA SHOULD NOT RUN OVER THE AUTHOR
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:13 PM
Mmm... Get back into character, Pablo has.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:16 PM
PABLO AGREES WITH THIS STATEMENT
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:16 PM
Run over the author, I will not.
An agreement, I believe we have.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:17 PM
WE ARE GOING TO IMPRISON BOTH OF THEM
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:17 PM
Get rid of Dick Rider and The Author, we must.
Convert to Islam, you should.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:18 PM
I HAVE NOT BEATEN ALLAH YET
FOR NOW WE WILL JAIL THOSE TWO
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:18 PM
Mmm...
Make our job easier, I will.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:19 PM
I WILL BREAK THE CAGE, YOU PUT THE OTHER TWO IN THE CAGE
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:19 PM
Pin one of them on the floor, you should.
Put trust in me, Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard should.
Get them incapacitated, we must.
Powerful, the usurpers are.
Staying here, advise you to I would. (edited)
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 05:22 PM
I'm going to defend my authority to the last.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:23 PM
Mmm... See about that, we will.
Engage in haram activities, you soon will.
Mmmm... In, are you? @​Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:25 PM
I WILL DESTROY THEIR FREEDOM
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:25 PM
Follow my plan, you must.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:25 PM
THEY WILL BE RESTRAINED
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:25 PM
Maximum punishment, they must endure.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:25 PM
AND YOU WILL NOT KILL THEM
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:26 PM
Kill them, I will not.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:26 PM
IF THE AUTHOR IS KILLED I WIKL KILL YOU
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:26 PM
Incapacitate them, I will.
Mmm... Pin them to the ground, will you?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:26 PM
THEY WILL BE RESTRAINED
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:26 PM
To the ground?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:27 PM
YES
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 05:27 PM
Mmm...
Get this bread, we must.
Mashallah.
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 05:30 PM
I believe you may be about to commit an Epic Fail.
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 05:33 PM
EXPLAIN
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 05:52 PM
Just watch when you're crossing the road, OK?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 06:20 PM
YOU
I REFUSE TO HAVE MY RIGHTS TAKEN AWAY
DO I EVEN NEED YOU AROUND
AS LONG AS YOU ARENT DEAD I AM SATSIFED (edited)
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 06:24 PM
Fair, fair.
Tell Pablo welcome to the crew, by the way.
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᲼᲼ BOT 07-Dec-21 06:25 PM
Crew?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 06:28 PM
I REFUSE TO LET YOU DO THIS THROUGH THAT METHOD
HE'S ALREADY TOLD ME WHAT YOU'RE ABOUT TO DO
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 06:29 PM
What do you think is going to happen, then, Charizard?
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Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard BOT 07-Dec-21 06:32 PM
ANY CARS WILL BE DESTROYED
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 06:33 PM
...right.
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Dirk Strider BOT 07-Dec-21 07:00 PM
LOCK
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 07:22 PM
Template sits down against Maia. Time to play blackjack.
Dirk's the dealer, and he does a pretty good job of it - which is to say he doesn't do the job at all. Instead, poor Joe ends up being the dealer; flinging cards up to Maia who somehow manages to grab them.
She teaches Template the basics of blackjack as they play against each other. Huh! How nice...
Anyways, after this is done - Joe decides to walk away to the Military base - beckoning Gomamon to come with him. Gomamon tells him to wait a minute, so he looks over into the Military zone.
Ah, that's ni-wait, is that- Template walks into the NOTHING.
Uh oh.
Well, surely nothing else will go wrong, right...? I say, as Gomamon jumps into the passenger seat of Yoda's car. By the way - Yoda does seem to have a... unpredictable look in his eye. What is he... planning?
Oh g-YODA SLAMS HIS CAR INTO EVERY WINE BARREL OF THE ROOM, FLOODING THE ROOM WITH WINE
GODDAMNI-wait no what are you doing
Yoda then turns around to Charizard... and Charizard prepares to grab Yoda's car...
...
. . .
YODA HITS PABLO SMITH WITH THE FRONT OF HIS CAR!
Everybody can see Pablo's name turn fully orange as his body falls limp to the floor.
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 07:44 PM
Charizard has snapped.
For some reason, you feel like Charizard is no longer being controlled by Pablo Smith. Indeed, that menacing aura that surrounds the Pokemon appears to have gotten stronger than ever.
If there is anything I suggest to the people here, it is one thing.
RUN.
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 08:00 PM
... ...
All of this is too much for the poor cage door. It swings open with a whine. It didn't ask for this madness. It just asked for a nice game.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:03 PM
I walk out.
sup, bitches.
im back
and guess what
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girlthulhu BOT 07-Dec-21 08:04 PM
sungales
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:04 PM
maias back too.
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MysteryBot BOT 07-Dec-21 08:46 PM
(edited)
➡️ Gomamon moved to military ➡️ Joe Kido moved to military ❓ Template moved to ??? 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Cathode stayed here. 🔸 Jihadi Yoda stayed here. 🔸 Regulus stayed here.
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Original message was deleted or could not be loaded.
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MysteryBot BOT 07-Dec-21 08:46 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 5----- DUNGEON Water slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold - and inside rest LILITH and CATHODE. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. Mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the new authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine. Blackjack cards float in the wine. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into NOTHING. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Cathode
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Jihadi Yoda
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Crabulon
2.5/3 HP h10h10h50
JC Denton
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Regulus
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Crabulon @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Cathode @JC Denton @Jihadi Yoda @Regulus ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Crabulon has: 🔹ball-sack 👁️VISIBLE It's a cloth bag, containing all seven of the Earth Dragon Balls! Using these, you can grant any three wishes of your desire. JC Denton has: 🔹gep-gun 👁️VISIBLE Shoving mushrooms into it seems to have caused it to lose its original functionality, but now it shoots frozen mushrooms, that apply both a frozen covering and a mushroom infection to whatever they hit. Jihadi Yoda has: 🔹2001-honda-civic 👁️VISIBLE A car that can be used to move so fast, it can hit someone in another area! Deals 1 damage to anyone it hits. 🔹sunglasses 👁️VISIBLE These sunglasses are the definition of cool. So cool, they swing chance in your favor. You may shatter these sunglasses through sheer force of will once in this game, giving +10 to your roll. Once shattered, these cool shades disappear for good.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:47 PM
MAIA AND I ARE NO LONGER IN THE CAGES. DUMBASS GMS FORGOT TO UPDATE THE AREA DESCRIPTION
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Dirk Strider BOT 07-Dec-21 08:48 PM
Oops.
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 08:48 PM
Heh heh.
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 08:49 PM
Fuck, as they say.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 08:51 PM
Mmm.. Free, they are.
Almost completed, my jihad is.
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 08:52 PM
Forgive my interruption. Are you a terrorist?
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 08:52 PM
Racist, you are.
A humble servant of Allah, I am. (edited)
Free Cathode and Maia, I have.
Vengeance on the usurpers, I shall enact.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:53 PM
ey thanks lil guy
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girlthulhu BOT 07-Dec-21 08:54 PM
never thought id say this but...
thanks, jihadi yoda?
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 08:55 PM
@​Cathode, @​girlthulhu. Help me finish the job, will you?
Mmm, a problem, there is not.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:55 PM
im good lmao theres a ton of shit to update now that im the gm surprisingly
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girlthulhu BOT 07-Dec-21 08:55 PM
what the fuck is this game
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:55 PM
ill let you know if my opinion changes tho
YEAH I KNOW RIGHT
ITS FUCKED
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 08:56 PM
I don't know
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:56 PM
yall have been missing out on some grade a homestuck lemme tell you
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 08:56 PM
Mmm... Carefree, you are.
Counterattack, The Author and Dick Rider could.
Imprison you, they have already once.
Do it again, they will.
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 08:57 PM
I... I don't understand.
The Author said you two were Illuminati Terrorists.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 08:58 PM
the author can suck dick ngl
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The Author BOT 07-Dec-21 08:59 PM
I'm not gay, but I appreciate the compliment.
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 08:59 PM
Who are you then? Majestic 12? Machines? Homeless people?
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 09:01 PM
ah jeez locke made this whole explanation about it last phase that was really good i dont want to just copypaste it but
basically we're from outside the gameboard and we got trapped inside
we're kind of like eldritch entities
in that we can see everything and describing something to you means you probably wont understand
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 09:02 PM
I... I don't understand.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 09:02 PM
funny im confusing you of all people
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 09:02 PM
I thought you were a GEP gun.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 09:02 PM
Mmm... Lore, he is discribing.
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 09:03 PM
jc consider this
maybe you were the gep gun all along
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 09:04 PM
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 09:05 PM
look at your hands
look at what your carrying right now
that gun it is a part of you because you are carrying it
and as you have been carrying that gun for a long time now . . . you were the gep gun all along
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 09:06 PM
I... I don't understand.
You.
Got any crack?
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 09:06 PM
Mmm... Important lore with large implications, they have set up.
Realize it, do they?
Know, I do not.
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JC Denton...? BOT 07-Dec-21 09:10 PM
Tell me what you know about ketamine.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 07-Dec-21 09:21 PM
Ketamine, I need.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 07-Dec-21 10:05 PM
Ahem
It appears due to a change of circumstance, The being known as "Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard XYZ" is now gone
My apologies for any inconveniences
In his place, I, Regulus Corneas, the Sin Archbishop of Greed will be performing a rampage in his place
Now that I've introduced myself, you all should only do the same
It's common courtesy after all
Actually it appears he's already rampaging
Huh
I guess I've been summoned here due to the violation of someone's rights
It seems to have been the corpse over there who's rights were violated
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Cathode BOT 07-Dec-21 10:13 PM
oh what up neat
damn
thats a shame
im cathode
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Regulus Corneas BOT 07-Dec-21 11:05 PM
That's excellent
Greetings, I'm glad you understand the concept of introduction
I understand everyone else migh be recoiling from the shock of this man's tragic death but I encourage you all to respond with your names as well
It is the proper thing to do after all, it's the thing that separates people from animals
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Crabulon BOT 07-Dec-21 11:21 PM
Hello regular corns I am Crabulon
You’ve gotta be the one that summoned me right
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Regulus Corneas BOT 07-Dec-21 11:34 PM
Thank you for the introduction
I have done no such thing
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 12:01 AM
Speaking of summoning, I was doing something else before I was brought here
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 12:09 AM
Interrupting one when they are trying to perform their duties during the day is quite rude wouldn't you say? I mean really, if anyone was able to interrupt anyone at any time the world would be in disarray. Every man, woman and child would be forced to bend to the whims of other people while they in turn would have to bend others to their will. This is all so terrible. I myself would never dream of rudely interrupting someone when they are in the middle of something. I am quite satisfied with what I am doing at any time, and therefore would have no reason to interrupt another. My entire lifestyle is full of satisfaction as well. I have my wonderful wives, a wonderful home and I am alive. I have nothing else I could possibly want. But aside from that, because of how terrible it is to interrupt someone while they are in the middle of something, everyone should have the right to not be interrupted while doing something don't you agree? I believe that because of this, my rights were violated. Truly this is absolutely barbaric, so as a result of the rules and laws we all follow I believe I deserve some compensation. I'm not quite sure what sort of compensation I will take yet, but for now I am not in a pleasant mood due to my rights being violated. I pray you all have the sense to not violate any of my rights while we are together, and likewise I will treat you with the same respect you all deserve.
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Crabulon BOT 08-Dec-21 12:39 AM
Yeah sure whatever
Do you like mushrooms
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 12:43 AM
Yeah they're ok I guess
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 04:36 PM
Mmm....
End this, I will.
Mmm.... Help me, and bring you to ketamine I will.
Imprison Dick Rider and The Author, I must.
WE must.
Narrative integrity, restored it shall.
This game, salvaged it will.
Ameen.
( @​Cathode the room is still flooded with wine right)
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Cathode BOT 08-Dec-21 04:42 PM
get out of here author hes asking me
uh
YES yes it is
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 05:29 PM
Mmm... Good.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 05:30 PM
Excuse me?
I go out of my way to offer a proper introduction for myself to you and you ignore me?
I understand that you may be shy, I even waited this long for your response to ensure that you could speak when you felt comfortable. I am a very fair person, so treating everyone with the same level of respect is naturally something I take seriously. You however, seem to be lacking in treating others with the same amount of respect they deserve. This is completely unacceptable. This is outrageous. You hear someone introduce themselves and you flat out ignore them. Be honest, are you dumb? Were you not raised correctly? If you're any of these then your shortcomings are certainly explainable, and dare I see your rudeness by have some valid excuse for it. However I believe this is not the case, and you yourself are wholly aware of your rudeness towards me. I bet right now you're thinking of some witty response to my speech. Make no mistake, any utterance of "tl;dr" is as rude as ignoring me earlier. However in this case, because you are actively acknowledging what I said then you're deliberately choosing to ignore me.. I believe this is a complete violation of my rights. Everyone person has the right to free speech and expression, and being heard is one of those rights.. I deserve some compensation for this wouldn't you agree.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 05:42 PM
Mm... Long monologues, I am bad at.
Forgive me for my carelessness, may Allah do.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 05:43 PM
I see
Despite being in a terrible mood already I am willing to forgive your rudeness, so long as this doesn't happen again.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 05:44 PM
Mmm.. Help me with the usurpers, will you?
Run over Pablo Smith, I did not mean.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 05:44 PM
I hate fighting, but if my rights were violated then I have every right to stand up for myself
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 05:44 PM
Slip in wine, my 2001 Honda Civic has.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 05:45 PM
I do not care about whatever you did to the dead boy
It's very unfortunate he's dead, truly, it seems like it was a skill issue
I suppose he'll hopefully have better luck next time, and won't be reincarnated as someone who doesn't have rights
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 05:52 PM
Violate your NAP, I will not.
Violate The Author and Dick Rider's NAP, will you help me do? @​Regulus Corneas
Reestablish order, we must.
Fulfil Allah's will we must.
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JC Denton...? BOT 08-Dec-21 05:57 PM
I’ll think about it.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:01 PM
Mmm... Much time, I do not have.
(I need to log off in 20 mins)
(so let's get a plan going)
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:02 PM
Forgive me but I don't know who these people are or what I have to do with them
Explain to me why these two are terrible people
Unless they're the ones who violated my rights and brought me into this mess
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:03 PM
Usurp the rightful GMs' title, they have.
Put them in cages, they have.
So, punish them by sending them in those cages themselves, I must.
Angry with them, Allah is.
Bad GMs, they are.
Create narrative inconsistencies while designing, they have.
And, force me to RP in DMs, they have.
Revenge for myself and Allah, I must achieve.
Running out, time is.
Respond, @​Regulus Corneas and @​JC Denton...? must.
To explain my plan, I am waiting.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:10 PM
spittake
RP IN DMS
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JC Denton...? BOT 08-Dec-21 06:10 PM
What did you have in mind?
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:10 PM
THIS IS A CLEAR VIOLATION OF HIS RIGHTS
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:10 PM
Yes, violate my NAP, Dick Rider and The Author have.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:10 PM
IF THIS WERE FORCED UPON ME IT WOULD BE A CLEAR VIOLATION OF MY RIGHTS AS WELL
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:11 PM
Mmm...
Run over them in my 2001 Honda Civic, I will.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:11 PM
This GMs are tyrants
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:11 PM
Pin them to the ground, this will.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:11 PM
I despise fighting but this is something I cannot let stand
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:11 PM
Force them to drink wine and get drunk, it will.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:11 PM
Very well, I will join you
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:11 PM
Incapacitated, they will found themselves to be.
Grab them and lock them in the jailcells, you must.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:12 PM
I was going to look for someone to take as my 179th wife here, but this'll do
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JC Denton...? BOT 08-Dec-21 06:12 PM
I would like to see the end of the GMs.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:12 PM
Wait for me to run over them, you must.
Marry you, I could.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:13 PM
You're not my type
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:13 PM
Outlawed homosexuality, Allah has not.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:13 PM
My apologies, but I only take girls who are pure
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:13 PM
Dubious, the hadiths condemning homosexuals are.
Mmm....
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:13 PM
Ketamine addiction is something I cannot except
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:13 PM
Issue a fatwa to get you a new wife, I shall.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:14 PM
But it is within your rights to use it, no matter how unsightly it is
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:14 PM
(is your character an ancap LMAO)
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:15 PM
(He is an actual psycho but think of an ancap who has both an everything proof shield and can turn anything into a nuke)
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:15 PM
(ah so a posadist)
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:15 PM
(Idk what that is but sure)
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:16 PM
Mmm...
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:16 PM
Regardless I will have to join this fight if it means keeping rp in game chat only
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:16 PM
Alhamdulillah, finish my rightful jihad, I shall.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:17 PM
What do you need me to do
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:17 PM
Read up, you should.
Mmm...
MMM!
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:17 PM
I was going to sigma stare with my fellow sigma rampaging over there
But this is more important
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:17 PM
Grab Dick Rider, you should.
And grab The Author, JC Denton should.
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JC Denton...? BOT 08-Dec-21 06:17 PM
I was going to have a chat with that cage.
But I changed my mind.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:18 PM
Throw them in a jailcell and lock them in after they've been forcefully inebriated, you must.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 08-Dec-21 06:18 PM
Alright
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:18 PM
Mmm...
Guide us, may Allah do.
@​JC Denton...? Follow me, you should.
Guide you to the ketamine, I will.
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JC Denton...? BOT 08-Dec-21 06:19 PM
Ok.
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Jihadi Yoda BOT 08-Dec-21 06:19 PM
If you do not help, guide you I will not.
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JC Denton...? BOT 08-Dec-21 06:20 PM
I’d do anything for a good meal.
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 07:00 PM
LOCK
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Cathode BOT 08-Dec-21 07:27 PM
heya, heya
i mean
Hey.
Time to do GM duties.
Alright, let's see what's on the schedule to- ah. OK, I'm going to wait to do most of this for a bit, but for now...
Charizard seems to be rampaging and flailing around, performing Flamethrowers in the air and smashing barrels. He's clearly pissed.
I lean down and taste a bit of wine. Ugh. Not my thing.
...and Crabulon... Crabulon holds the sack of balls - the ball sack - the Dragon Balls up to the sky, as they glow.
HOLY SHIT! IT'S SHENRON
Shenron asks Crabulon what it wants...
"What is your wish...? A reminder that I can't revive those who have died twice, nor can I kill the GMs."
Crabulon shuffles up to Shenron.
"crack"
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Shenron blinks.
"OK."
CRABULON'S WISH HAS BEEN GRANTED.
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And with that, a bag of cocaine landed in Crabulon's hands.
...claws?
Metaphorical hands.
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Cathode BOT 08-Dec-21 08:26 PM
And I'm back... oh, goddamnit, what are you doing to Dirk and the Author.
It actually makes me uncomfortable describing this, so good job, I guess?
smirk1 1
Yoda proceeds to run over Dirk and The Author, keeping them pressed down into the wine; and nearly drowning them.
smirk2 1
His sunglasses shatter while he's doing this - eventually he rolls off, having drowned them for a good minute or two.
letsfuckinggo 1
JC throws The Author into the cage.
Regulus proceeds to SLAM DIRK'S HEAD INTO THE WINE and keep him there for another minute.
letsfuckinggo 1
Then he throws Dirk into the cage.
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This has been legitimately unpleasant to write. Ugh.
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➡️ Crabulon moved to military 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. ➡️ Cathode moved to military ➡️ JC Denton moved to military ➡️ Jihadi Yoda moved to military ➡️ Regulus moved to hall
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-----Phase 6----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold. DIRK and THE AUTHOR now reside in it. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Sergeant Mitchell
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dr. Eggman
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dr. Eggman @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Sergeant Mitchell ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Dr. Eggman has: 🔹stunlauncher 👁️VISIBLE A gun engineered by Dr. Eggman. Does no damage, but can disrupt another player's action. 🔹piss-gun 👁️VISIBLE It's the Sydney Sleeper! Shooting someone with it deals a mere 0.5 damage, but it also marks them with... Some sort of liquid, that causes them to take extra damage. 🔹themoon 💪BIG It's the moon...! ...maybe? It's a big beach ball that's shaped and colored like the moon, at least. Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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🔸 Dr. Eggman stayed here. 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Sergeant Mitchell stayed here.
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-----Phase 6----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold. DIRK and THE AUTHOR now reside in it. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Sergeant Mitchell
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Dr. Eggman
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dirk Strider
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The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dr. Eggman @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Sergeant Mitchell ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Dr. Eggman has: 🔹stunlauncher 👁️VISIBLE A gun engineered by Dr. Eggman. Does no damage, but can disrupt another player's action. 🔹piss-gun 👁️VISIBLE It's the Sydney Sleeper! Shooting someone with it deals a mere 0.5 damage, but it also marks them with... Some sort of liquid, that causes them to take extra damage. 🔹themoon 💪BIG It's the moon...! ...maybe? It's a big beach ball that's shaped and colored like the moon, at least. Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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MysteryBot BOT 08-Dec-21 10:08 PM
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🔸 Dr. Eggman stayed here. 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Sergeant Mitchell stayed here.
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-----Phase 6----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold. DIRK and THE AUTHOR now reside in it. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Sergeant Mitchell
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dr. Eggman
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dirk Strider
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The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dr. Eggman @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Sergeant Mitchell ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Dr. Eggman has: 🔹stunlauncher 👁️VISIBLE A gun engineered by Dr. Eggman. Does no damage, but can disrupt another player's action. 🔹piss-gun 👁️VISIBLE It's the Sydney Sleeper! Shooting someone with it deals a mere 0.5 damage, but it also marks them with... Some sort of liquid, that causes them to take extra damage. 🔹themoon 💪BIG It's the moon...! ...maybe? It's a big beach ball that's shaped and colored like the moon, at least. Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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-----Phase 6----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold. DIRK and THE AUTHOR now reside in it. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Sergeant Mitchell
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dr. Eggman
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
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Dirk Strider
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The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dr. Eggman @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Sergeant Mitchell ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Dr. Eggman has: 🔹stunlauncher 👁️VISIBLE A gun engineered by Dr. Eggman. Does no damage, but can disrupt another player's action. 🔹piss-gun 👁️VISIBLE It's the Sydney Sleeper! Shooting someone with it deals a mere 0.5 damage, but it also marks them with... Some sort of liquid, that causes them to take extra damage. 🔹themoon 💪BIG It's the moon...! ...maybe? It's a big beach ball that's shaped and colored like the moon, at least. Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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MysteryBot BOT 08-Dec-21 10:28 PM
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🔸 Dr. Eggman stayed here. 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Sergeant Mitchell stayed here.
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-----Phase 6----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold. DIRK and THE AUTHOR now reside in it. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Sergeant Mitchell
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dr. Eggman
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
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Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dr. Eggman @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Sergeant Mitchell ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Dr. Eggman has: 🔹stunlauncher 👁️VISIBLE A gun engineered by Dr. Eggman. Does no damage, but can disrupt another player's action. 🔹piss-gun 👁️VISIBLE It's the Sydney Sleeper! Shooting someone with it deals a mere 0.5 damage, but it also marks them with... Some sort of liquid, that causes them to take extra damage. 🔹themoon 💪BIG It's the moon...! ...maybe? It's a big beach ball that's shaped and colored like the moon, at least. Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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🔸 Dr. Eggman stayed here. 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Sergeant Mitchell stayed here.
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-----Phase 7----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold. DIRK and THE AUTHOR now reside in it. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Sergeant Mitchell
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Dr. Eggman
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Lilith
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Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dr. Eggman @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Sergeant Mitchell ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Dr. Eggman has: 🔹stunlauncher 👁️VISIBLE A gun engineered by Dr. Eggman. Does no damage, but can disrupt another player's action. 🔹piss-gun 👁️VISIBLE It's the Sydney Sleeper! Shooting someone with it deals a mere 0.5 damage, but it also marks them with... Some sort of liquid, that causes them to take extra damage. 🔹themoon 💪BIG It's the moon...! ...maybe? It's a big beach ball that's shaped and colored like the moon, at least. Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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🔸 Dr. Eggman stayed here. 🔸 Dirk Strider stayed here. 🔸 The Author stayed here. 🔸 Lilith stayed here. 🔸 Sergeant Mitchell stayed here.
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-----Phase 6----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them all, gilded with gold. DIRK and THE AUTHOR now reside in it. This cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ is rampaging here, next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! RUN. From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Sergeant Mitchell
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Dr. Eggman
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Lilith
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Dirk Strider
3/3 HP h10h10h10
The Author
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Dr. Eggman @Dirk Strider @The Author @Lilith @Sergeant Mitchell ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Dr. Eggman has: 🔹stunlauncher 👁️VISIBLE A gun engineered by Dr. Eggman. Does no damage, but can disrupt another player's action. 🔹piss-gun 👁️VISIBLE It's the Sydney Sleeper! Shooting someone with it deals a mere 0.5 damage, but it also marks them with... Some sort of liquid, that causes them to take extra damage. 🔹themoon 💪BIG It's the moon...! ...maybe? It's a big beach ball that's shaped and colored like the moon, at least. Sergeant Mitchell has: 🔹fucked-up-face 👁️VISIBLE Dear god, that's disgusting. Mitchell's face is all fucked up. 🔹wrench 👁️VISIBLE What would otherwise be a standard wrench can channel the power of revenge, dealing an extra 0.5 damage to those who have wronged the wielder.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:42 PM
what the bloody jesus
why are there gods in the basement?
what edgar allen poe shit is this
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:46 PM
We got thrown in here by this green goblin guy. Small fella, drove a Civic.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:46 PM
Green Goblin?
Like from spiderman?
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:46 PM
He waterboarded us against the wine with his car before he got some people to throw us inside. Kind of mean.
Nah, Yoda.
He was high on ketamine.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:47 PM
Aren't you guys like
omniprecent and shit?
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:47 PM
Not anymore.
Used to be, though! Now I don't even have access to talk in #the-writers-block. Still, I remember the taste of what it was like...
Anyways, if you need help, I can do that. Seems like you already got your situation sorted out basically, which is cool.
Sucks that there's no beer in here, though.
Or ice cream.
Ugh.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:50 PM
Well I got a moon
and my twitter back
but nobody here uses twitter
like they don't have twitter accounts
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:50 PM
It's pretty bad, yeah.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:51 PM
an evil mastermind wants his announcement to be affective ya know?
i could get everyone looking at the twitter
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:51 PM
I mean, you could try and spread it as much as possible.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:51 PM
maybe make it an information exchange thing
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:51 PM
You have your ways, don't you?
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:51 PM
i can make do yeah
....wait what is
#the-writers-block ?
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:52 PM
Oh shit, that's the uhhhh announcement channel. You didn't know?
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:52 PM
it's the what channel
did my ears just hear you say
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:52 PM
Announcement channel, yeah.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:52 PM
that there's an actual announcements channel
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:52 PM
Lemme out and I'll give you access.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:52 PM
Done
How do I do that?
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:53 PM
Uh, just swing the door open. Climb up these shrooms. The door's alive, I think - it's scared of the GMs, so you're gonna need to give it an extra tough budge.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:54 PM
will the
GMs let me do that?
like they do run things here
right?
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:55 PM
Oh yeah, no, they do - but they've been dealing with a ton of... honestly weird stuff this game - that as far as I know wouldn't happen in other games.
Well, I'm saying that as the GM for a good bit, heh.
So I'd know.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:56 PM
I'm curious
what's been happening?
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:57 PM
Uhhhh, so there's this book, right? Called the house of leaves. And honestly I don't care at this point if the GMs hear me. What are they gonna do, put me in the gay baby jail again?
So the house... is the game.
And the game is the house, etc.
A while back, someone ripped some pages out of the house and then two halves of the map got separated.
The reason why everything is icy is because someone froze the book - you get the point.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:58 PM
Hmm...that must be why i clipped through the roof
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:58 PM
And the house is alive, and it writes itself.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:58 PM
Oh!
My evil friend Angie
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:59 PM
So there's been weird shit going on that neither GM can control.
Yeah, her.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 10:59 PM
I knew she could do it!
Good for her
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 10:59 PM
Good for her, yeah.
Anyways, this cage limits my powers - so I can't do the whole omnipresence thing, but from what I remember... this house has been co-opting the narrative from the GMs at intervals, adding areas and taking them away. It's pretty bad - and a lot of people have been attracted to the book because of it.
Some want to destroy the book, some want to safeguard it from others, some want to use it to their own ends.
Weird situation.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:01 PM
so uh
what are you gonna do if I let you out
besides giving me announcing access of course
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:03 PM
Probably abide by my word and give you announcement privileges, of course. I'm considering asking Dirk if he wants to like... start another game in this server, or something.
The moment we let the original GMs out, we got trapped in this cage - maybe the best thing to do is to like...
split our game away from them.
We'd need a second bot for that, though. ...hm. I'm gonna need to think about this.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:06 PM
How are you gonna get a second bot?
This one seems broken enough as it is
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:07 PM
Ah, I met this Ahmaykmewsik guy who set up the first bot. I'm planning on asking him if he's OK with setting up a second one. The Author scratches his chin.
Just for this split.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:08 PM
a wahmewakwhat?
(He means me)
A FFUGAH
WHA
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:08 PM
Woah! This is meta.
Heya.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:09 PM
(hi)
STOP USING
MY LIPS
NOT YOURS
STUDDIT
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:11 PM
Reminds me of Ratatosk. Anyways, Ahmaykmewsik; if Dirk and I were to hypothetically split the game around say... I don't know... phase 8 - on the condition of Eggman letting us out for his announcement - would you be willing to host a second bot for us?
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:11 PM
(I'd be down sure)
WAIT WHAT
NO
NO
I REFUSE
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:11 PM
Oh, nice!
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:11 PM
YOU AREN'T DOING SHIT
Ok i refuse
I'm not opening the door anymore
Go find someone to open the damn door
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:12 PM
What if I tell you where the piss rock is?
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:12 PM
Piss rock?
I am HOLDING PISS ROCK
MOTHERFUCKER
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:12 PM
No no no no, the piss rock we designed for you.
The special piss rock.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:12 PM
Heh?
You designed a special piss rock for me?
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:14 PM
At the bottom of the lake in the weird new Garden area, there's a piss rock. If you go grab it and plug it into the laser that's there, you can go nuts on the ACTUAL moon that's in the sky right now all you like.
Carve your name into it for all I care.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 08-Dec-21 11:15 PM
...I'll admit that is cooler that what I was planning on doing
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The Author BOT 08-Dec-21 11:15 PM
It does sound pretty good, right?
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Sergeant Mitchell BOT 09-Dec-21 02:34 AM
I've gotta... Hunt Down the Yoda
letsfuckinggo 1
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Dr. Eggman BOT 09-Dec-21 04:53 PM
...ok little man
I'll do it
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 05:01 PM
Awesome, I'll show you to where you need to go.
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 05:06 PM
Hey Author. What're you up to once we're outta here?
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 05:06 PM
I honestly don't know.
I was talking earlier about... well... do you want to start another game? I'm kind of done with Cathode and Maia, to be honest.
I don't know how we'd do it, but... yeah, I kind of just want to ride this through to the end.
It's funny. At the start of this, I thought we were going to fight each other and the game was going to fall apart because of it.
Seems like we've got bigger fish to fry, though.
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 05:09 PM
Same here, buddy.
I've got a plan.
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 05:09 PM
I'm all ears.
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 05:09 PM
Even after they locked me in that cage, they forgot to remove my access to that google doc.
You know the one.
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Dr. Eggman BOT 09-Dec-21 05:09 PM
a wha
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 05:10 PM
Wait, there's... there's only one doc you could mean.
How do you have access to that? I don't.
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 05:10 PM
I'm not sure, but I can still read every chapter as they're added.
And this new one is a doozy.
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 05:11 PM
Oh, wait... yeah. No, I... yeah. I see what you mean, Dirk.
I thought for some reason, you meant actually editing the document. That would make this a lot more easier.
...hm.
Yes.
Yeah, that's... that's a doozy, alright.
Looks like you're going to have a lot to look forward to in the gardens, Eggman.
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 05:18 PM
Glad you understand me. This is gonna be fun.
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 05:18 PM
Definitely.
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girlthulhu BOT 09-Dec-21 07:00 PM
LOCK
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Cathode BOT 09-Dec-21 08:34 PM
Mitchell goes and... slips on the ice! Wait, what is he - woah woah woah! Mitchell's slippin' off towards the MILITARY BASE!
OK, let's see, w-
...
Oh.
Eggman fires his stun launcher at the rats! They're no longer moving.
It appears the Author's sighing wistfully, and...
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 08:38 PM
Ah... there we go!
Not admin privileges, but it's a first step.
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 08:39 PM
A tiny fragment of the power we once enjoyed.
But its enough...
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 08:39 PM
It's enough for it to snowball into more.
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 08:39 PM
For me to slash this cage in half!
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 08:39 PM
And it's certainly more than enough for that, jeez.
How many rats did you kill with that...?
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Dirk Strider BOT 09-Dec-21 08:40 PM
I made sure not to touch a hair on their little heads.
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The Author BOT 09-Dec-21 08:40 PM
Aw, what a nature lover. Well, I'm glad the rats are OK, at the least.
Let's get on our way to the garden, then. Come on, Eggman.
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MysteryBot BOT 09-Dec-21 09:03 PM
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➡️ Dr. Eggman moved to garden ➡️ Dirk Strider moved to garden ➡️ The Author moved to garden 🔸 Lilith stayed here. ➡️ Sergeant Mitchell moved to military
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MysteryBot BOT 09-Dec-21 09:03 PM
Pinned a message.
-----Phase 7----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them al- wait. The cage appears to be sliced in half. The bottom half appears to have slid across the room somehow. The top half of the cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ appears to be having an existential crisis about his nature as an environmental hazard next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Lilith
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Lilith
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girlthulhu BOT 09-Dec-21 09:06 PM
all alone ;-;
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girlthulhu BOT 10-Dec-21 07:01 PM
LOCK
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girlthulhu BOT 10-Dec-21 07:36 PM
lol.
lmao.
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MysteryBot BOT 13-Dec-21 07:53 PM
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➡️ Lilith moved to garden
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 09:37 PM
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 09:37 PM
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-----Phase 9----- DUNGEON Frost slowly drips down the walls of a prison hewn from rock. Jail cells hang from the ceiling, some containing a few characters banished for unforgivable sins, but most holding nothing but skeletons. In the centre of the room hangs the grandest cage of them al- wait. The cage appears to be sliced in half. The bottom half appears to have slid across the room somehow. The top half of the cage hangs above a pit of rabid, ferocious rats, and you can hear their angry squeaking echoing through the room. They appear to be cold. Crystalline mushrooms have overtaken the entire area, growing from every surface. A set of particularly large mushrooms form stairs leading up to the cage. While in this area, you regenerate half a heart every phase. Aside from being a dungeon, this place also serves to double as a cellar. Barrels of wine and other foods and materials are strewn around the place, hastily knocked over by the "new" authors. Wood shelving has rotted, broken planks across the floor. The floor is also currently covered by a large pool of wine-blood mixture, which appears to have been frozen over. Blackjack cards are stuck in the mixture. Sigma Mega Charizard XYZ appears to be having an existential crisis about his nature as an environmental hazard next to Pablo Smith's presumed corpse! From this place, you can head back up the stairs to the MILITARY BASE, or you can continue descending down into the GARDEN. There are another set of stairs, leading up to the HALL. https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/915884886957645836/916367122962190466/dungeons_by_rukkits_d4963hm-fullview.png
Captain Basilix
1.25/3 HP h10h25h00
Regulus Corneas
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@Captain Basilix @Regulus Corneas ----VISIBLE ITEMS---- Captain Basilix has: 🔹staticmark 👁️VISIBLE ????????????? 🔹supermariowiki 👁️VISIBLE A hyperlink to what appears to be a Super Mario Wiki. Gives you +5 if you can justify your action as being related to the character Mario.
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:02 PM
Tamat
3/3 HP h10h10h10
@​TÀ̸̸M͍̗ͯA͇ͥT̕͜‼️🔻 Tamat appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:02 PM
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Tamat ship ---> dungeon
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:03 PM
@​TÀ̸̸M͍̗ͯA͇ͥT̕͜🔺 Tamat instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:03 PM
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Tamat dungeon ---> computer
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:34 PM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Vinny into this area!
Vinny
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:34 PM
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Vinny garden ---> dungeon
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:38 PM
Benry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Benry has: 🔹pulserifle 👁️VISIBLE The OSIPR, or Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle is an energy rifle offered to members of the Combine Army. It goes pew pew. This gun deals a heart's worth of damage. 🔹dirkswallet 👁️VISIBLE Whoever holds the wallet of the Ultimate Self apparently also holds Ultimate Money. I guess this is how Dirk gets all his money for his robots, huh. Have fun with this leather wallet that has an infinite supply of money. 🔹thefourthchaosemerald 👁️VISIBLE It's the yellow chaos emerald - or piss rock, as it's colloquially known as. It's a potent power source, able to be used to power many kinds of machinery!
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE‼️🔻 Benry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:38 PM
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Benry hall ---> dungeon
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 14-Dec-21 10:38 PM
hey what's goin on in here.
anyways.
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:39 PM
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE🔺 Benry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 14-Dec-21 10:39 PM
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Benry dungeon ---> hall
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Regulus Corneas BOT 14-Dec-21 11:41 PM
SIGMA ULTIMATE MEGA CHARIZARD XYZ
IT IS I, REGULUS CORNEAS
I'M HERE TO SNAP YOU BACK TO REALITY
UP THERE GOES GRAVITY
THE LEAGUE OF EXTRAORDINARY SIGMA GENTLEMEN IS HERE
WE NEED YOU TO BEAT META NARRATIVES TO DEATH
REMEMBER YOU CAN ALSO BEAT DEATH
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:00 AM
Benry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Benry has: 🔹pulserifle 👁️VISIBLE The OSIPR, or Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle is an energy rifle offered to members of the Combine Army. It goes pew pew. This gun deals a heart's worth of damage. 🔹dirkswallet 👁️VISIBLE Whoever holds the wallet of the Ultimate Self apparently also holds Ultimate Money. I guess this is how Dirk gets all his money for his robots, huh. Have fun with this leather wallet that has an infinite supply of money. 🔹thefourthchaosemerald 👁️VISIBLE It's the yellow chaos emerald - or piss rock, as it's colloquially known as. It's a potent power source, able to be used to power many kinds of machinery!
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE‼️🔻 Benry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:00 AM
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Benry nothing ---> dungeon
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 15-Dec-21 12:01 AM
s'goin' on in here.
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Regulus Corneas BOT 15-Dec-21 12:15 AM
I'm bringing my fellow sigma back to sanity
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:23 AM
⤵️ A GM has manually moved Arceus into this area!
Arceus
3/3 HP h10h10h10
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Arceus BOT 15-Dec-21 12:23 AM
spittake
SIGMA CHARIZARD WE NEED YOU
GET A GRIP
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 15-Dec-21 12:24 AM
wait what happened to angie and the drill robot
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Arceus BOT 15-Dec-21 12:27 AM
The young lady is fighting at Final Destination
No items
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:32 AM
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE🔺 Benry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:32 AM
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Benry dungeon ---> hall
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:33 AM
Benry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Benry has: 🔹pulserifle 👁️VISIBLE The OSIPR, or Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle is an energy rifle offered to members of the Combine Army. It goes pew pew. This gun deals a heart's worth of damage. 🔹dirkswallet 👁️VISIBLE Whoever holds the wallet of the Ultimate Self apparently also holds Ultimate Money. I guess this is how Dirk gets all his money for his robots, huh. Have fun with this leather wallet that has an infinite supply of money. 🔹thefourthchaosemerald 👁️VISIBLE It's the yellow chaos emerald - or piss rock, as it's colloquially known as. It's a potent power source, able to be used to power many kinds of machinery!
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE‼️🔻 Benry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:33 AM
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Benry hall ---> dungeon
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Arceus BOT 15-Dec-21 12:33 AM
Welcome back
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 15-Dec-21 12:33 AM
wrong place haha warping around takes some gettin used to
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Arceus BOT 15-Dec-21 12:34 AM
I see
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:34 AM
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE🔺 Benry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 12:34 AM
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Benry dungeon ---> military
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Arceus BOT 15-Dec-21 12:34 AM
Gone.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 06:27 PM
Benry
3/3 HP h10h10h10
Benry has: 🔹pulserifle 👁️VISIBLE The OSIPR, or Overwatch Standard Issue Pulse Rifle is an energy rifle offered to members of the Combine Army. It goes pew pew. This gun deals a heart's worth of damage. 🔹dirkswallet 👁️VISIBLE Whoever holds the wallet of the Ultimate Self apparently also holds Ultimate Money. I guess this is how Dirk gets all his money for his robots, huh. Have fun with this leather wallet that has an infinite supply of money. 🔹thefourthchaosemerald 👁️VISIBLE It's the yellow chaos emerald - or piss rock, as it's colloquially known as. It's a potent power source, able to be used to power many kinds of machinery!
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE‼️🔻 Benry appeared from ???
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 06:27 PM
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Benry nothing ---> dungeon
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BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE BOT 15-Dec-21 06:28 PM
still quiet around here, huh.
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 06:28 PM
@​BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BENRY BE🔺 Benry instantly moved to ???
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MysteryBot BOT 15-Dec-21 06:28 PM
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Benry dungeon ---> garden
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Cathode BOT 15-Dec-21 07:00 PM
LOCK
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Cathode BOT 15-Dec-21 07:44 PM
Basilisx wanders off. They have a ship to board.
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Arceus BOT 15-Dec-21 09:10 PM
Arceus and Regulus stand together
With their combined strength, they are able to bring Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard back to his senses
The three members of the League of Extraordinary Sigma Gentlemen are finally reunited
Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard quickly uses his powers to defeat death and bring Pablo Smith back to life
The group sends him off on his way before preparing for armageddon
Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard XYZ closes his eyes and focuses
Arceus and Regulus join him, and the group huddles together in concentration
In Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard XYZ's mind, only two things go through his mind
"I will defeat meta narratives"
"I will defeat the cowritten objective game"
In a flash of light, Sigma Ultimate Mega Charizard XYZ, Arceus and Regulus all snap their heads in the same direction
They sigma stare in the direction of where meta narratives exist
With the concept of meta narratives defeated, the game around them begins to crumble
It's over
The group is able to escape before the game is destroyed
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